"lay an egg" in Chinese has about the same pronunciation as "Christmas."
In this sense, Happy lay eggs! 生 蛋 快乐!
Friday, December 24, 2010
Wet Cervix Before Period
生 蛋 快乐
"lay an egg" in Chinese has about the same pronunciation as "Christmas."
In this sense, Happy lay eggs! 生 蛋 快乐!
"lay an egg" in Chinese has about the same pronunciation as "Christmas."
In this sense, Happy lay eggs! 生 蛋 快乐!
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Long Travel Mini Rail
of birds and flowers
... without comment.
previously found on a forum. Abstruse abstruse as it is also known from Japan: P
advertisement for a circumcision according to the Korean model for 38 kuai (4 €). Pain-free! To avoid the risk that the " too large foreskin girlfriend swallows "
, if sex education in primary schools does not work, there is the same solution of the problem! For students there is the abortion in that clinic in Chongqing for 50% off! If this is not a bargain time!
Will not take long, you can keep going after the same and it has no effect on learning and work. What luck as well.
... without comment.
previously found on a forum. Abstruse abstruse as it is also known from Japan: P
advertisement for a circumcision according to the Korean model for 38 kuai (4 €). Pain-free! To avoid the risk that the " too large foreskin girlfriend swallows "
, if sex education in primary schools does not work, there is the same solution of the problem! For students there is the abortion in that clinic in Chongqing for 50% off! If this is not a bargain time!
Will not take long, you can keep going after the same and it has no effect on learning and work. What luck as well.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
Swimsuit Masterbation
Not again!
The latest outpouring of Mr L of P let me once again the Pleasurable experience, to run screaming in circles. Even if it's Spiegel Online, where I often times do not know whether to laugh or cry, but this is still the coronation. Such unreflective, heretical opinions, the man is certainly not poorly paid, and that includes even the majority of under-qualified comments in the corresponding forum ah, .... in the circle. . Run now.
It makes just run around in circles very well anyway ... I was caught up with the alleged cold from the beginning of the month, despite all my handkerchief and consumption, as well as the ability to throw this goal safely after use of all possible positions in the trash, has is extremely increased. Good thing I had at that time the doc's got loads of these pills. Unfortunately, I seem
this one drug not as well tolerated at ... Ahoy side effects: nausea, dizziness, sleeplessness. bah.
For: Swingtown ♥!
The latest outpouring of Mr L of P let me once again the Pleasurable experience, to run screaming in circles. Even if it's Spiegel Online, where I often times do not know whether to laugh or cry, but this is still the coronation. Such unreflective, heretical opinions, the man is certainly not poorly paid, and that includes even the majority of under-qualified comments in the corresponding forum ah, .... in the circle. . Run now.
It makes just run around in circles very well anyway ... I was caught up with the alleged cold from the beginning of the month, despite all my handkerchief and consumption, as well as the ability to throw this goal safely after use of all possible positions in the trash, has is extremely increased. Good thing I had at that time the doc's got loads of these pills. Unfortunately, I seem
this one drug not as well tolerated at ... Ahoy side effects: nausea, dizziness, sleeplessness. bah.
For: Swingtown ♥!
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Teddy Bear Blueprints
Here in my room
If you wonder where I disappeared to ...
I have moved, yeah! Bag and baggage, and 4 piggies. Have found that the Chinese really have no sense of direction, and after all, have already brought some order to the chaos. The bookshelf, which I will then also receive Sunday morning was repaired and evennntuell I get my landlady to me, international Television stations to purchase.
But is the Internet here, but much faster and I have a kind of walk-in closet. ftw.
More later:)
If you wonder where I disappeared to ...
I have moved, yeah! Bag and baggage, and 4 piggies. Have found that the Chinese really have no sense of direction, and after all, have already brought some order to the chaos. The bookshelf, which I will then also receive Sunday morning was repaired and evennntuell I get my landlady to me, international Television stations to purchase.
But is the Internet here, but much faster and I have a kind of walk-in closet. ftw.
More later:)
Monday, December 6, 2010
Range Rover Rentaltowson Md
Jacky Cheung
Oh wow.
Jacky Cheung was actually the only reason I ever wanted, and at all times to China. Move to China and to a concert by Jacky Cheung. And now he is actually the end of January to Beijing! Ahh! Of course, as befits the God of the Chinese pop music , the ticket prices are astronomical (250 €, the cheaper tickets are already all gone) and whenever I had money for it to be likely to be only the Dealer around the corner is an option, but .... OMG!
The very first song that I consciously heard in Chinese, was a Jacky Cheung lyrics (每天 爱 你 多 一些), I have 57 so far brought out about 31 albums on the shelf and are buhu! The only time I was keen on something similar was when I was a B'z concert as the culmination of my life had chosen. That was 5 years ago and the concert rather mediocre.
Wieauchimmer Hm. I can even keep an eye on ticket sales. : D
Oh wow.
Jacky Cheung was actually the only reason I ever wanted, and at all times to China. Move to China and to a concert by Jacky Cheung. And now he is actually the end of January to Beijing! Ahh! Of course, as befits the God of the Chinese pop music , the ticket prices are astronomical (250 €, the cheaper tickets are already all gone) and whenever I had money for it to be likely to be only the Dealer around the corner is an option, but .... OMG!
The very first song that I consciously heard in Chinese, was a Jacky Cheung lyrics (每天 爱 你 多 一些), I have 57 so far brought out about 31 albums on the shelf and are buhu! The only time I was keen on something similar was when I was a B'z concert as the culmination of my life had chosen. That was 5 years ago and the concert rather mediocre.
Wieauchimmer Hm. I can even keep an eye on ticket sales. : D
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Stomach Aches And Kidney Problems
The next please!
is doing better today though about a lot, but I need a sick note for work.
I've been so much about doctors in China and heard when I would not need health insurance, I would not even go there, but Well.
There are two possibilities: either I pay a fortune and go to the international doctor, or do I pay almost as good as just the medicine and go to the normal Chinese doctor. A health insurance that paid for anything there is in the form not, either you pay the treatment itself, and gets the money after the insurance again, or you can stay there.
As for the quality of treatment, Chinese doctors have only studied medicine & were possibly abroad, but a treatment in the international doctor has no language barrier, more privacy and may have been possibly more of it, but a friend paid the other day at the international doctor loose 1200 RMB (about 140 €) for an upset stomach .... so I went but rather to the Chinese doctor.
In general:
- Sign in a hospital's internal smart card request (2 RMB)
- From the reception desk in the 2nd Stock sent to
- pay there another 4 RMB to be sent to a doctor for a cold (room 8)
- can wait until my name was called (usually as good as any to express my name, but the Doctor was really the crowning glory, haha)
- tell the doctor what hurts
- Doctor asks if fever ... n / a ... Thus, temperature measurement
- back into the hall and the aunt at the front desk a thermometer to get
- contact clinical thermometer in the waiting room and temperature measurement, while the Doc in the meantime three other patients turn takes
- Back into the treatment room and the doctor to discuss other symptoms
- In the meantime, do not be irritated by 3 others complete strangers, but quite interested in Chinese, who are joined by a cheerful around, let
- get the doctor for prescription drugs, after we took a bit to clarify that I a penicillin intolerance have
- learn after all, what does penicillin in Chinese (青霉素 - qīngméisù)
- by winding through the still very interested in foreign and Chinese to take the whole warping down to pay for the drugs
- Meanwhile be immermal half unconscious, on a drip hanging Chinese pushed through the queues
- pay 170RMB for the pills and then in the hospital's own pharmacy to pick up
- there were 2 times western pills and 1 time traditional Chinese medicine (which smells very disgusting, haha )
- hewn out in the end even a stamp on the medical card
- with the whole forest at half slips out of the cattle market
A bit really reminded me of a cattle market. Hundreds of people wandering around the above semi-unconscious people on stretchers, which are pushed through because the people who absolutely zero privacy, treatment in passing, etc. ah.
but very cheap .... though, I think, for all other ailments, I would probably prefer the international doctor: P
There is a treatment booklet, where the doctor writes the result inside. A register as in Germany is nothing. Would also be at the whole person far too much effort, and who needs medical mysteries.
However, an average Chinese can not read these hieroglyphics only.
Except that here, 3 days sick leave ... I can even read. Yay!
is doing better today though about a lot, but I need a sick note for work.
I've been so much about doctors in China and heard when I would not need health insurance, I would not even go there, but Well.
There are two possibilities: either I pay a fortune and go to the international doctor, or do I pay almost as good as just the medicine and go to the normal Chinese doctor. A health insurance that paid for anything there is in the form not, either you pay the treatment itself, and gets the money after the insurance again, or you can stay there.
As for the quality of treatment, Chinese doctors have only studied medicine & were possibly abroad, but a treatment in the international doctor has no language barrier, more privacy and may have been possibly more of it, but a friend paid the other day at the international doctor loose 1200 RMB (about 140 €) for an upset stomach .... so I went but rather to the Chinese doctor.
In general:
- Sign in a hospital's internal smart card request (2 RMB)
- From the reception desk in the 2nd Stock sent to
- pay there another 4 RMB to be sent to a doctor for a cold (room 8)
- can wait until my name was called (usually as good as any to express my name, but the Doctor was really the crowning glory, haha)
- tell the doctor what hurts
- Doctor asks if fever ... n / a ... Thus, temperature measurement
- back into the hall and the aunt at the front desk a thermometer to get
- contact clinical thermometer in the waiting room and temperature measurement, while the Doc in the meantime three other patients turn takes
- Back into the treatment room and the doctor to discuss other symptoms
- In the meantime, do not be irritated by 3 others complete strangers, but quite interested in Chinese, who are joined by a cheerful around, let
- get the doctor for prescription drugs, after we took a bit to clarify that I a penicillin intolerance have
- learn after all, what does penicillin in Chinese (青霉素 - qīngméisù)
- by winding through the still very interested in foreign and Chinese to take the whole warping down to pay for the drugs
- Meanwhile be immermal half unconscious, on a drip hanging Chinese pushed through the queues
- pay 170RMB for the pills and then in the hospital's own pharmacy to pick up
- there were 2 times western pills and 1 time traditional Chinese medicine (which smells very disgusting, haha )
- hewn out in the end even a stamp on the medical card
- with the whole forest at half slips out of the cattle market
A bit really reminded me of a cattle market. Hundreds of people wandering around the above semi-unconscious people on stretchers, which are pushed through because the people who absolutely zero privacy, treatment in passing, etc. ah.
but very cheap .... though, I think, for all other ailments, I would probably prefer the international doctor: P
There is a treatment booklet, where the doctor writes the result inside. A register as in Germany is nothing. Would also be at the whole person far too much effort, and who needs medical mysteries.
However, an average Chinese can not read these hieroglyphics only.
Except that here, 3 days sick leave ... I can even read. Yay!
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